When a coworker asks a question that leaves them open to the answer being "Your mom." or "Your face."... remember not to immediately jump on that opportunity. It's unprofessional.

Also, bitches better start returning my voicemail messages or I'm gonna go off.

...is it five yet?

*throws a fit* When the hell are they going to release The A-Team!!!

There is still no date listed on Amazon for the pre-order.

*sulks*